My Favourite Excuses
A list of the best and worst excuses people have made to avoid going out.
“I’m not going to come out if you’re only going to go to the pub.”
“My girlfriend’s hampster had a brain tumour and we had to put it down.”
“I’m waiting for a better offer.”
“It’s my mum’s birthday.”
“I have to return some video tapes.”
“My mum is angry at me and I have to tidy my room before I’m allowed anywhere.”
“My parents are coming home from holiday and I have to do some washing.”
“I’m washing my hair.”
“I have to have a blood test for EB.”
“It’ll take me an hour to get there and an hour to get back and it’s just not worth it.”
lol, its funny because it’s true!