Are you Gay?

Long time no see, but that’ll come another time!

So, here I am sitting on a friend’s laptop, at a friend’s house while the said friend is currently at college. You may be wondering what I’m doing, and unfortunately it is completely legitimate behaviour.

I’m awaiting the delivery of my Projekt Revolution tickets which have had two attempted deliveries so far, my friend is at college from 9-5 generally speaking and is unable to be around when the tickets are likely to arrive and his mother is out of the country.

Anyway, he came home for lunch and we were sitting infront of the T.V. watching music channels and That’s What You Get by Paramore came on. Normally, this is no problem because Hayley Williams is easily the hottest thing under the sun, but something went wrong…

My friend began asking when Josh Farro became a man, when did he go from the skinny, fringed emo kid to the tall, muscular…at which point I stopped him. Who sits there watching Hayley Williams and begins dicussing the attractiveness of the male guitarist, if my friend was female or openly homosexual I’d show some tolerance but he’s neither.

Conclusion: Faggot.

Pyrhus

~ by pyrhus on June 23, 2008.